Unicorn Raises $50M in Series A, Turns Out to Be an Actual Unicorn
Silicon Valley investors embarrassed after discovering their hottest investment is literally a horse with a horn
•TechCritter Weekly
Medusa Opens Hair Salon, Promises 'Looks That Will Petrify You'
Gorgon's new salon offers the most permanent hairstyles in the industry — literally
•Mythical Beauty Review
Predator & Alien Open Galaxy's First Intergalactic Grocery Store
Two unlikely business partners bring fresh produce and existential dread to your neighborhood shopping experience
•Cosmic Commerce Reporter
Local Vampire and Werewolf Open 24-Hour Coffee Shop, Immediately Regret It
Nocturnal entrepreneurs discover that running a business requires more than just being awake at night
•Night Shift Chronicles