Unicorn Raises $50M in Series A, Turns Out to Be an Actual Unicorn
Silicon Valley investors embarrassed after discovering their hottest investment is literally a horse with a horn
•TechCritter Weekly
Kraken Becomes City's Most Requested Plumber, 8 Arms 'A Game Changer'
Sea monster's ability to fix 8 leaks simultaneously earns 5-star reviews across the tristate area
•Maritime Trades Journal
Centaur Dominates Food Delivery Apps, Claims 'No Bike Needed'
Half-horse courier averages 47 deliveries per hour, refuses to wear the branded backpack
•Gig Economy Gazette
Medusa Opens Hair Salon, Promises 'Looks That Will Petrify You'
Gorgon's new salon offers the most permanent hairstyles in the industry — literally
•Mythical Beauty Review
Dragon Receives 47 HOA Violations, Burns Down Mailbox in Response
Ancient beast discovers suburban living is more terrifying than knights ever were
•Suburban Dragons Weekly
Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
Ancient bridge guardian discovers eminent domain is scarier than knights
•Municipal Development News